PATCH NOTES – April 01, 2019

GENERAL

• Jack Venture has found love, and will no longer sell his beloved.
• Sally Army and Speedy Sally have reconciled their differences and are once again dating.
• The Tank Commander Blade and Depleted Energy Cell are now obtainable. No we aren’t going to tell you how, and we definitely didn’t test it.
• We didn’t change anything, but just wanted to point out that the Death of the Blajini is still unsolved.

COMBAT

• KSR-43 now has a 3% chance to cause grenades to explode the instant they are loaded, dealing damage to the user and all allies within 5m. This damage scales with the target’s health and pierces defences. We believe this change will bring balance to this weapon.
• Blade of Bloodied Silks now increases damage done by 131% for 15 seconds.
• Focus of the Unwritten Talisman now grants the passive “Mass Evulsion”. GET OVER HERE!
• Orochi Thermal Inverter reworked. Now sets the user’s Thermotic equilibrium to 50.

MISCELLANEOUS

• The Illu- Orochi Corp has demanded backdoor access to all auction house delivery drones. Please disregard any drones that appear to be paying you more attention.
• Introduced at least 4 new bugs. See if you can find them!

PETS

• Release Dove – Updated source text
• Bowow – Meow grwwl hiss purrr

ACHIEVEMENTS

• Occult Defence – Repairs Not Needed and Structural Inspector will no longer incorrectly award in the amazing yet absurd case of the Hagstone not taking any damage for 3 waves

LAIRS

• Known Issue: Lairs bosses award loot when defeated by a raid group

DUNGEONS

• Nothing, just wanted to fluff out the patch notes

PvP

• Shambala team size is now 5
• Completing matches in Shambala at level 50 now has a chance to award distillate instead of anima shards and greens
• Mr. Rosenbaum has opened an underground fight club.